THE POLITICAL DEALS

Mullah: Gasim, what about the alcohol and pork that you sell to make money?

Gasim: In Islam, sometimes it’s OK to do that kind of thing, didn’t you know? I have enough knowledge as a Muslim.

Mullah: OK, fair enough. Can I join your party? How much will you give me?

Gasim: Er… let’s see, 7 days of alcohol and pork sales, … 300 * 20 * 1.5 = 9000 dollars. How’s that?

Mullah: Deal. Let’s shake on that.